straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*
gay people on tv show: *exist*
ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\
people who scream when they see their friends at school
i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word
This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.
Your anaconda doesn’t even go here.
Steal His Look: Bob Belcher
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