jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

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mcdonaldsstaff:

people who scream when they see their friends at school

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bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

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wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

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relatetable:

asvprock:

Your anaconda doesn’t even go here.

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meanfaggot:

Paris: “yah”

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ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

Steal His Look: Bob Belcher

Versace apron - $635

Fendi mustache - $98

Louis Vuitton shirt - $7,245

Giorgio Armani suede shoes - $369

Calphalon spatula - $179

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